Why wait for the storm to pass when you can dance in the rain?

 

redefined-beauty:

personificationofmadness:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

BIEN BAJADA SE LOS DIERONsdfghj))

well, i will not be having kids lol

(Source: vimeo.com)

Poetic Orgasms

endlessrebel:

Whisper to me the beauty of your soul

Make me tremble without uttering a word

Touch me without contact of flesh

Take me around the world without sex

Or planes, without lies or deceit

But with purity, yet still with orgasmic rhythms

I won’t lie to you or on your bed

Unless I can sleep with your vibes

And make sweet, raw love to your mind

The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you

(Source: mntrose)